Parents: Here’s a list of reasons why you’re not meeting my standards Me: Okay… boys: Here are all the reasons I don’t want you Me: Okay… Random people at school: Here’s all the reasons we laugh at you Me: Okay… Everyone: Why is your self-esteem so low? Jeez. It’s annoying. Stop complaining. Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Okay… Okay.
Anonymous asked: YOU'RE FUCKING SINGLE?
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