July 2011
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June 2011
Day five: Six things you wish you'd never done.
1. Try to help some people. 2. Not minding my own business to help other people. 3. Trying to be nice and help someone. 4. Fucking trying to help other people. 5. Helping other people with their business. 6. Not minding my own business. 7.Help.
Jun 30th
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I hate when people stare at me with a bitchy face.
Do I entertain you bitch?
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Day seven: Seven things that cross your mind a...
1. Him. 2. What’s my future gonna be like. 3. That person is annoying me. 4. Please shut up I am not interested. 5. If you do that I’ll whoop your ass. 6. I’m hungry. 7. I wonder what they’re thinking.
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Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart
1. Is completely honest. 2. Kisses me in public. 3. Bad ass but has a soft side with me. 4. Wears cologne. 5. Funny :) 6. Makes me chase to. 7. Makes me feel special. 8. Is nice with other people too.
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Day two: Nine things about yourself
1. I am 9% retarded. 2. I am 15% deaf.  3. I can’t sleep without knowing where my kitten is. (It’s not real.) 4. I’m always trying to be nice. 5. I play tennis because I love the feeling I get. 6. I Hate when people touch my head. 7. My lip had a tumor which looks like it’s growing and people ask me who bit my lip. 8. My first kiss was a girl. 9. I’m not good...
Jun 28th
Jun 28th
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Instead of saying "cool story bro" try these out:
1) Fascinating Discourse Chum 2) Riveting Fable Comrade 3) Intriguing Anecdote Brethren 4) Perpetuating Argument Colleague 5) Sweet Saga Yo 6) Waste of Time Jerk 7) Spellbinding Reiteration There My Chumly Companion 8) Phantasmagorical Novelization Oh Great One 9) Interesting Intellect Imbecile 10) Trepidating Boar Fetus 11) Ballin’ Gossip dawg! 12) I hear dat shit
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m3-r-3k-deactivated20121201 asked: stefffi!!! :33 ata mi kii xD ke msggg :P que lo que lokita?
Jun 28th
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10 day Tumblr challenge.
Day one: 10 things you want to say to ten different people: Myron:thank you for ruining my name. Julie: U know everything. Ghiamy: Everything’s alright. Dior: Fuck you, you’re cool. Thessaly: U changed. Geraldine: I miss you :( Edann: Talk to your mom.  Michael: I’m the BOSS. Mom: He’s coming! (bf) dad: I dont like your wife.
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When your friend gets a boyfriend/girlfriend.
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When I go to hang out with my guy friends
Mother’s expectations: Reality:
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That awkward moment when your parents bring up the...
Wha…what’s sex? Who even does that?
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